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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1 of 2327

He who is known as an early riser need not get up until noon.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2 of 2327

He who knows, does not speak.  He who speaks, does not know.
                -- Lao Tsu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  3 of 2327

He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant.  Teach him.
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool.  Shun him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep.  Wake him.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  4 of 2327

He who knows nothing, knows nothing.
But he who knows he knows nothing knows something.
And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing,
        he knows something.  Or something like that.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  5 of 2327

He who knows others is wise.
He who knows himself is enlightened.
                -- Lao Tsu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  6 of 2327

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
                -- Lao Tsu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  7 of 2327

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
                -- Bertolt Brecht
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  8 of 2327

He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  9 of 2327

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  10 of 2327

He who laughs last hasn't been told the terrible truth.
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